A FOUR-YEAR-OLD TERRIER MIX BASED IN SAN FRANCISCO, CA
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I think of Orzo every time I see a random tennis ball that's been abandoned
- Julie Barwick, Software Engineer at Gamma
ABOUT ME
I LOVE BALL
I LOVE SNUGGLE
I LOVE TREAT
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I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT MAKING SURE THAT EVERY HUMAN HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO THROW THE BALL FOR ME UNTIL I GET DISTRACTED AND GO LOOK AT SOMETHING ELSE
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WHEN I'M NOT BUSY TRYING TO EAT TOXIC THINGS OR ASKING FOR ATTENTION, YOU CAN FIND ME SPRINTING AROUND THE HOUSE AS LOUD AS I CAN OR TAKING A NAP IN A SUNBEAM
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MY STORY
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Why are you so cute? Why are your eyes so bulging?
- Jessica Chong, Software Engineer at Gamma & castaway on Survivor 46
I counted 25 throw/fetches and Orzo still wasn’t too winded
- Nik Payne, Product Designer at Gamma
MY SERVICES
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YELL AT BIRDS
NO BIRD WILL KNOW PEACE
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FETCH BALL
I BRING YOU BALL ALL DAY EVERY DAY
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EAT TRASH
NEIGHBORHOOD VERY CLEAN THANKS TO ME
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SNUGGLE
I HOPE YOU DON'T LIKE PERSONAL SPACE
It ain't orzo if he ain't yellin
- Jessilin Zhang, Barista at Temo's Coffee
WHY ME????
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PERSISTENT
I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I GET THE JOB DONE
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DURABLE
ONCE I POOPED GLASS AND IT WAS FINE
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POSITIVE
I HAVE A GREAT ATTITUDE
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Orzo has the perfect built-in stance for earthquakes
- Luke Schaack, Senior Software Engineer at Clover
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You know that baby monkey video? Orzo reminds me of the baby monkey and the pig.